Where are my teeth?

The tooth fairy took all your teeth but I think she also has your innocence, and you never saw a dime.

Survive, Laughable, Sacrifice

Today is Easter Sunday. I won’t survive, however, if I can’t do this high or a little drunk. One of the two days out of the year in which the church is full. A fact about the faith so laughable I find I cry myself to sleep at the thought.