Okay, I’ll have to perform orally. Actually I’m more comfortable with the term verbally if that’s alright with you?
I grew up in the land where 14-year-olds built houses in foreign countries. Where 15-year-olds drove Mercedes-Benz and 16-year-olds started thinking about their parent’s colleges.
Let us remove our shoes and walk upon their dung to feel the earthly wisdom that is excreted from their nether regions. Let us hold golden goblets to their golden showers and drink of their peace.
Oh my god! And those pumps? Delicious! My silky gams would be on display in those heels. Rawr.