The boy is catching the right diseases at the right time. Praise god, thank you father and continue to bless us.
When skunks didn’t remind me of smoking and mint was just for candy. When a quarter was more valuable in my piggy bank than in my pocket.
The tooth fairy took all your teeth but I think she also has your innocence, and you never saw a dime.
The grandfather stopped its whining. He check his watch out of habit one more time then slid it off his wrist. Another thing he thought he could count on gone.